On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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