So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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