You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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