The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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