doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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