first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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