at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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