As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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