And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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