u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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