In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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