I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
My feet surprised me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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