Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
