I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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