I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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