Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
