I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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