hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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