windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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