In the future we'll all be gay
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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