she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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