How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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