I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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