yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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