they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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