Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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