thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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