My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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