why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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