That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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