ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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