its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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