Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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