she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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