Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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