On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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