Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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