Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I want a musical about memes.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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