wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I wear drunk well.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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