drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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