About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
