I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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