U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What a dumb baby whore.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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