Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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