Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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