im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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