Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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