Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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