I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Can i not drive my cunt home
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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