hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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