Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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