Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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