Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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