Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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