Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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