PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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