so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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