it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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